Hello everyone. As Head of Household, I have the privilege of nominating 2 unworthy bitches for eviction. Unfortunately, only one can leave- but I'll have to deal with what I can. I feel as though this early in the game, first impressions are everything. I don't want to be playing, as an ally or an enemy, with someone who I can't even speak with. WIth that being said, I will start pulling the keys.
Diane, last week you pulled my key and I'm returning the favor this week.
Jee, you were a nice opponent in the competition, and I have nothing but respect for you.
Janelle, you've had to endure a lot of bullshit this week and whether you deserved it or not is not the point. I feel as though you've earned your key.
Ashlea, you're completely hilarious and fun to be around.
Jen, you're probably one of the most intelligent people here and our conversations are always a blast.
Michele, you're definitely a handful but you're a sweetheart. Here's your key.
Amber, even though I was like the only person you didn't ask for an alliance- I'll forgive you =).
Although I haven't really gotten a chance to know you Jessie, you had an influence in my nominations this week and I appreciate it.
Jeff, you insulted the host but I think you've realized your mistakes. Here's your key.
And the last key goes to.......
Holly. I haven't gotten a chance to know you, but you seem like you want to be here. You deserve a week of relief.
This means that I have decided to nominate
Dan and
Russell for eviction this week. I feel as though I've connected the least with the two of you.
Dan, you were personally attacked tonight for your standoffishness and your sheer apathy in this game. If you want to be here, then you need to start acting like it.
Russell, I don't even remember speaking to you. If we did speak, I'm sorry. You didn't make a lasting impression. I do wish you good luck in the Power of Veto competition however. Consider this a wake-up call to your social game.
With that said, this nomination ceremony is adjourned.